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NaPoWriMo 24

April 25, 2012

Poem:  There is something odd about the naming convention of pole/lap dancing clubs in the UK.  I’m not trying to make light of the business that takes place here, but rather the rather weird and widely applied naming rule.

Naming Convention
Pick a colour
preferably a pastel shade
add a dominant predatory animal species
mix them together
such as spearmint tiger
and you have now named a lap dancing club.

Not exploited woman
or dumbass man,
or empty pocket,
or dirty business

and sadly, despite the naming convention
never purple cock.

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